If you can’t say something nice, so the wisdom holds, far better to say nothing at all. Based on that advice, I ought to end this year-end Fishtales report right here. And if it wasn’t for relentless trips to the clamming grounds, our annual ingestion of marine protein might have fallen to an all time low.
Still, as disappointing as the season was–can someone please tell me what happened to the fall bluefish run and the Montauk bass blitzes of yore?–there was a handful of memorable moments. And despite it all, Big Brother Frank, sister Chaweensta, and I once again managed to amuse ourselves crafting yet another Fishmas card for your enjoyment. Cheers.
Frosty the Fisherman
Frosty the Fisherman was a jolly surfcaster
With a 10-foot rod and a bag of lures
And a blg black 4-Runner
Frosty the Fisherman is a beach mirage they say
He was made of sand, and he fished from land
Catching keeper bass all day.
There must have been some magic
In that white bucktail he found
For when he hurled it past the bar
The fish began to pound!
Ah Frosty the Fisherman knew the tide was high that day
So he said “Let’s cast, and we’ll have a blast
Now before I wash away.”
He led us to the waters blue
Near Montauk’s Oyster Pond
It only took a moment
’Til we heard him yell, “Fish On!”
Then Frosty the Fisherman quit as fast as he’d begun
He waved goodbye, sayin’ “Don’t you cry
I’ll be back for the next fall run.”
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